Gone Bananas
Okay, I change my mind. Chimps are not always funny. On occasion, chimps go a little - okay, I'll say it - ape sh*t.Lessons to be learned?
- Chimps are funny on TV. Chimps are not funny when they've escaped their cage in the zoo and decide to bite your fingers off.
- If a chimp has previously bitten off part of your finger, it may not be a good idea to bring the rest of your unbitten fingers to a place where they may once again be targets.
- When chimps have "chomped" your thumb off, it's no longer an appropriate time to try to reason with your primate relative.
- When in a chimp fight, protect the family jewels.
posted by Peter @ 4:19 AM
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